Stupid Thoughts: Let’s Laugh!

Posted on Jan 07, 2011 under ARCHIVES | 8 Comments

Everyone does or says something really “stupid” at one time or another. It’s wonderful knowing you are Not Alone!

These are just fun, and hopefully bring a smile to your face. We all need moments of laughter. Without laughter, we miss a valuable and important aspect within our lives.

Enjoy!

Dumb Questions:

Why – when you walk to the front door, holding the car keys, are you asked “Are you going somewhere?

Why – when you are preparing food, does someone ask “Are you Hungry?”

Why – when the phone rings, someone reminds you,  “That’s the Phone!”

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all four? They’re both dogs, yes?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why do people point to their wrist, when asking for the time, but never point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?

Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?

Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

Who opened that first ‘oyster’ and said “My, my, my -  Now doesn’t ‘this’ look yummy!” ??????

Why do school buses have “Beware of Children“  Is there a problem??

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Truly Bad Choices For Website Names!

You know, when choosing a name for your website, it’s really a good idea to “look” at the actual Url  before purchasing it!  Some folks have picked up some rather mis-interpreted Urls that are absolutely hysterical! Be Super Glad they are Not Yours!

A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity:   www.whorepresents.com

Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:   www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: www.penisland.net

Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:   www.therapistfinder.com

An Italian Power Generator company:  www.powergenitalia.com

Have Fun!

Happy New Year!

Ellen

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8 Responses to “Stupid Thoughts: Let’s Laugh!”

  1. David O'Rourke Says:

    Hahahahaha…that was very hilarious Ellen. I am glad you posted those to help give us a laugh. Everyone needs a good laugh every now and again to ease the tension. Goood Job. Thanks

  2. Brian and Felicia White Says:

    What a hilarious and fun post Ellen! People really should take some time when picking their website names.

  3. kathy keen Says:

    Thank you soooooo much Ellen ,,I so needed a good laugh!
    These are so true,, here’s your sign ..hahahaha

    Kath

  4. ellent Says:

    Thank you Dave! I thought these were fun to post. We all need to take a moment and even laugh at ourselves because we need it! Thank you so much!

  5. ellent Says:

    Isn’t that funny! I just had a great time looking and seeing these. We’ve all been there. Thank you so much for stopping by! I truly appreciate your support! Bless!

  6. ellent Says:

    You go girl! Everyone needs to laugh! It’s valuable! Plus, we all do it! Thank you so much for stopping by!

  7. Nancy Radlinger Says:

    Now those were funny – thanks laughter is the best medicine and the timing of this one was great hehehehehe

    Nancy
    Skype: nancyradlinger

  8. ellent Says:

    Heyyyy, Thanks. I know needed a good chuckle myself!

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