Everyone does or says something really “stupid” at one time or another. It’s wonderful knowing you are Not Alone!
These are just fun, and hopefully bring a smile to your face. We all need moments of laughter. Without laughter, we miss a valuable and important aspect within our lives.
Why – when you walk to the front door, holding the car keys, are you asked “Are you going somewhere?
Why – when you are preparing food, does someone ask “Are you Hungry?”
Why – when the phone rings, someone reminds you, “That’s the Phone!”
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all four? They’re both dogs, yes?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why do people point to their wrist, when asking for the time, but never point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?
Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?
Who opened that first ‘oyster’ and said “My, my, my - Now doesn’t ‘this’ look yummy!” ??????
Why do school buses have “Beware of Children“ Is there a problem??
Truly Bad Choices For Website Names!
You know, when choosing a name for your website, it’s really a good idea to “look” at the actual Url before purchasing it! Some folks have picked up some rather mis-interpreted Urls that are absolutely hysterical! Be Super Glad they are Not Yours!
A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity: www.whorepresents.com
Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: www.expertsexchange.com
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: www.penisland.net
Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at: www.therapistfinder.com
An Italian Power Generator company: www.powergenitalia.com
Happy New Year!