Dan Quayle and Other Stupid Stuff

Posted on Jan 13, 2011 under ARCHIVES | No Comment

DAN QUALE QUOTES:

How this man became Vice President of the United States is Far Beyond My Comprehension!

“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
- Dan Quayle

“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
- Dan Quayle

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
- Dan Quayle

“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.”
- Dan Quayle

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind.  Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is”.
- Dan Quayle

“Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.”
- Dan Quayle

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During a robbery in Long Beach, California – James Elliot’s revolver failed to fire.  On closer examination and peering into the barrel of the gun, he pulled the trigger again!  This time it went off!!!

During a blizzard in Chicago, a man spent over an hour shoveling out an area to park his vehicle.  Upon returning with his vehicle he found a woman had taken his space!  Understandably, he shot her!

PRICELESS

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the cashier, she discovered one of her items was missing a price tag.  Much to her embarrassment, the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: “PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE.”

Well, if that wasn’t bad enough, somebody at the rear of the store  misunderstood the word “Tampax” for “Thumbtacks.”

In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom.
“DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?”

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